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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dexter eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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