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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dexter eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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