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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Jelly eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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