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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦
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