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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡
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