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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦
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