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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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