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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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