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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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