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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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