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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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