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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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