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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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