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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Simpkins eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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