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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Bilbo eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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