Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Simba eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.