Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.