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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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