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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Luna eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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