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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Coco eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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