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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Millie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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