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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Millie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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