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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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