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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Stink eaten by

a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮
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