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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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