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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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