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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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