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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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