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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Charlie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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