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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Poppy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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