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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Pennywise eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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