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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Daenerys eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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