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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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