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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Worf eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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