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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Bob eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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