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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Izzy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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