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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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