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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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