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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Stella eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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