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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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