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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Zeus eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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