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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Simpkins eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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