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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖
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