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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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