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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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