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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Spock eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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