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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Bob eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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