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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Sugar eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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