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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Roxy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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