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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ginger eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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