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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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