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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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