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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Champ eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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