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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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