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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Thor eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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