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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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