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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Bilbo eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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