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Pet death
My
step-auntie
Bridget
had their beloved pet
cat 🐈
Bilbo
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
an elephant 🐘
a bull 🐮
a lion 🦁
a lynx 😺
a cheetah 😺
a bear 🐻
a tiger 🐯
a venomous snake 🐍
a pufferfish 🐡
a hippo 🦛
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