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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Lola eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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